Have Fork, Will Travel - Witches' Brew

By Sally Jennings

View all articles by this author

A concoction of strange, powerful and terrifying ingredients from toads and newts to bats and snakes, this brew consists of anything you fancy. Quantities are variable, depending on what you can catch. Given the ingredients, witches were excellent cooks, unless they cheated and cast a spell over the cauldron at the end to make it taste good.

The following recipe is tasty and measurement free. It’s one of those perfect recipes where you toss in whatever you have in the fridge, while muttering incantations, of course.

Take a big cauldron, put it on the fire, and in it heat a generous amount of dark green extra-virgin olive oil. Drop a chopped onion into the oil (garlic too, if you like) and stir with a large wooden spoon, trying to keep your long grey hair out of the pot. Add the meat of your choice, stirring until brown. Use one pound of finely sliced beef, chicken or pork, if you don’t want to go to the nearest swamp to catch critters. Mild Italian sausages, sliced, once they are partially cooked, make a tasty stew.

Spells and magic help with the rest of the ingredients, together with your imagination. Don’t forget to add a glass of red wine, if you are partial to it. Add a large can of chopped or crushed tomatoes, a couple of carrots: peeled and sliced, cubed potatoes or pasta, green beans, zucchini or whatever vegetables are available. A spoonful of tomato puree will increase the tomato flavour, but is optional. Add water to thin, and olive oil to thicken and enrich the mixture. Simmer to reduce the juices.

Sprinkle in salt and pepper, a teaspoonful of oregano or Italian herbs, and chopped fresh parsley. All good witches have an herb garden. As a good witch, you will naturally charge the herbs before you put them in the pot. Hold them in your hands and visualize their energy mingling with yours. Pinch them to release their scent and to perceive their vibrational energy. Remember that parsley stands for purification and protection and will ensure a stress-free environment at dinner. Pepper drives out negative energy, as well as protects. If pepper makes you sneeze, it means it’s driving out demons - a useful quality.

Sage is for wisdom and, like thyme, aids psychic awareness and promotes long life. Thyme and basil are vital in love spells. Oregano is connected to Venus and promotes happiness and tranquillity, gives good luck, health and protection.

The herbs you choose to add to the dish are of crucial importance in creating the right atmosphere for your evening, if not the rest of the week.

Serve in a bowl with fresh French bread for dipping, and a glass of hearty red wine. When the children come knocking at the door, you will be well fortified, never mind tranquil, happy and protected from demons. Don’t forget to give a dish to your familiar - the black cat - or the evening could still go awry.

This article has been viewed 2650 times.

Post A Comment

Comments that include profanity, personal attacks, or antisocial behavior such as "spamming," "trolling," or any other inappropriate material will be removed from the site. We will take steps to block users who violate any of our "terms of use". You are fully responsible for the content you post. Senior Living takes no responsibility for the views and opinions of members using this discussion area.

Submit Articles

Current Issue

Search For Articles


Subscribe To
The Magazine